Tuesday, July 29, 2008


I'm on vacation this week at the beach.  Cut off from everything.  No cable, no internet.  Just rabbit ears and books.  It was refreshing for a couple days but now its damn near unnerving.  I hate to admit it, but I came to the local StarYucks to catch up on emails and headlines.

So, while I was at it, I checked my eHarmony matches.  I'm tired of eHarmony, but have several weeks left on my subscription.  If I can get just one more free dinner before it ends, the subscription will have paid for itself. 

But, with the boys the system is sending me, dinner number three may never happen.  Here is how "Josh, 31" describes what he likes to do in his free time:  "In my free time, I enjoy doing many things.  From going to the bar and hanging out with my friends, to staying home watching tv and surfing the web."

Wow!  Sign me up!  At least he spelled everything correctly.  Does going to the bar, watching tv and surfing porn on the web really count as your many hobbies?"  I want to reach into the computer and shake Mr. Josh.  Snap out of it!  Live your life!  You are BOOOORRRRRRINGGGG!!!  BOOOOORING!  He works retail too.  How interesting!  

This, my friends, is why I am single.  I am judgemental, bitchy and egotistical.  And I do not date people who go to work (at the mall), watch tv, go to the bar, shower, rinse and repeat.  


DocJohn said...

True. If a guy can't find anything interesting to say in a few dozen words, they aren't likely to be that much more interesting in person.

A person at least has to make some effort. Clearly, many are not up to the task.

kristen said...

i'm looking incredibly forward to sitting home tomorrow night doing nothing but watching tv and surfing the web. which means that, not only do you have boring date potentials, but boring friends as well.

Katy said...

You're not single b/c you're judgemental, egotistical (and ecotistical), and bitchy. You're single b/c you won't settle for some idiot like Mr. Josh.

Elena said...

Yay! Susan has a new post! I have to admit that after getting up in the morning, watching tv, and coming in to work, I love surfing the web and seeing your posts! Gee, look at the time---ready to go to happy hour? J/k, that was only mildly funny at best. But you'll be happy to know that you haven't missed anything here. Except, maybe, the pink and purple business cards I made for myself...(not for work)