So, while I was at it, I checked my eHarmony matches. I'm tired of eHarmony, but have several weeks left on my subscription. If I can get just one more free dinner before it ends, the subscription will have paid for itself.
But, with the boys the system is sending me, dinner number three may never happen. Here is how "Josh, 31" describes what he likes to do in his free time: "In my free time, I enjoy doing many things. From going to the bar and hanging out with my friends, to staying home watching tv and surfing the web."
Wow! Sign me up! At least he spelled everything correctly. Does going to the bar, watching tv and surfing porn on the web really count as your many hobbies?" I want to reach into the computer and shake Mr. Josh. Snap out of it! Live your life! You are BOOOORRRRRRINGGGG!!! BOOOOORING! He works retail too. How interesting!
This, my friends, is why I am single. I am judgemental, bitchy and egotistical. And I do not date people who go to work (at the mall), watch tv, go to the bar, shower, rinse and repeat.