Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Booty call?

I'm a late-bloomer: I made my first booty call last night, at the ripe age of 32 and 11/12.  I'm not really a booty call kind of girl.  Frankly, I've never been horny enough to make it worth making myself seem that desperate. 

Anyway, it was really a booty text.  "Feel like having company?"  Any moron would know what that meant - naked company; snuggly company....  easy company.  Which is probably why the phone rang 0.001 seconds after I pressed send.  Of COURSE he felt like company!

It only happened because I was close to his house at a candidates' event.  It was at the Jewish Community Center.  There was an unfortunate lack of cute, single jewish men at the event, but no lack of elderly Jewish men with unfortunate ear hair, leaving me with no option but to spend the evening with BB (who doesn't lack for unfortunate hair himself).  

Its so easy.  Its so nice.  He's really worried about me, but not worried enough to put a stop to it.  I told him that I'm a big girl and know what I am doing (totally untrue).  He says he doesn't want to "date" me again, but fact is, we are.  Concert?  Dinner and a movie?  A foregone conclusion that if its after 9pm, I'm spending the night?  He can call it whatever he wants, but its more than just sex.

Which makes it even stranger that I am emailing other guys, and have a phone date with eHarmony David tomorrow. 

2 comments:

kristen said...

you are not dating, you are friends with benefits...

this is one of those times where you need to listen to the words, not the actions...

because if you are calling it dating in your mind while he is telling you that it is not, you are going to get (even more) hurt because eventually he'll be put into a position where he has to say "but i told you we weren't dating..."

Katy said...

Also known as friends who F*!@ b/c its not as emotionally connected.

Booty calls are not about being horny...they're about being lonely. And yes I am speaking as a long time member (now retired) of the booty call club.