Perhaps he is out radio tracking peregrine falcons and is far, far away from his computer, but I suspect he is in front of his computer, actively ignoring my request to email him and thinking that I am a pushy bitch. Either that, or he googled my town and had a mild stroke.
Its a damn shame too. But, then again, is it? Do I really need to meet and like some kid who lives 2 hours away from me? My life is complicated enough already. I'm running every weekend between rivers, campaign events and taking care of dad. When would I be able to fit in a little jaunt to the city for a dinner date? I'm away from home for 4 of the next 6 weekends, but there are things a-brewing that could take that to 5 of 6. It can't be 6 of 6, I need a damn break from all this recreating and fun.
I just can't believe its been this hard to meet one more eHarmony boy this summer. 5-10 new boys a day for a month and still nothing! Its a colossal rip off, my friends. A colossal, bloomin' rip-off.