So I did.
I couldn't stand it anymore. Today, I got another notice that "someone" had emailed me. That crap absolutely drives me crazy. I know they need to make money and all, but can't they come up with a better method to sucker you into paying money and joining? Its almost cruel.
Out of 90 people that have viewed my profile, I have now received three emails and a "wink." None of them from the guy that I saw and crushed on immediately. One, disappointingly enough, was a guy I had been emailing with on eHarmony. His email basically said "hey! We emailed on eHarmony a couple months ago. I enjoyed it. Want to continue?" Of course he enjoyed our email swaps. I'm freaking funny. He on the other hand, more of a computer nerd who had very little to say. I'm holding off on emailing him back.
Because really, who are we kidding? I really don't want to go out on dates. Not with people I don't 100,000% love. Even when the dinner and beers are free, its SO much damn effort.
There is a slight chance that I will try to cancel within three days, which I think they allow you to do. So, I emailed crush boy. First emails are always so totally awkward. "Hi internet boy. You are cute. You should date me. Email me back or I will cry. And then run off to make myself feel better by having sex with my ex-boyfriend person." Instead of that sentiment, I told him that I was impressed by his profile; in particular how open he was about his religious views (which are just as abnormal as my own). God. I'm not even sure that I'm in a place where I could clear my head long enough to deal if he emails me back.