Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The New Right-Wing Strategy

The Christian right-wingers have apparently launched a new strategy to eliminate the non-believing left-wingers.

I was innocently walking to lunch with a co-worker yesterday - reducing my carbon footprint and doing my part for society. As I was just starting to get near the edge of the sidewalk, at the handicap ramp no less, a dark colored large cadillac makes a right hand turn. ONTO the sidewalk.

That bastard had his tire 6 inches from my foot. On the sidewalk!!

I was shocked and horrified and turned to shake my fist at him, but I didn't get that far. Because on the license plate was the following text:

"HEISLRD"

He is Lord.

Oh my god.

I nearly got taken out by a Jesus Mobile.

The irony was too much. And I had to laugh rather than shake my fist. But I'm worried he might come back to finish the job...

3 comments:

Ms Behaviour said...

Maybe it was "he is lard"? Or "he is lurid"? Anyway, I like to think that Jesus will have better things to do when he comes back... like laughing and pointing his smiting finger at evangelists and nutjob fanatics.

Janet said...

I just found your blog while browsing around BlogHer. This posting about the Jesus Mobile is hilarious! I'm a new follower.

Love Cynic said...

Welcome to my world Janet!