The Christian right-wingers have apparently launched a new strategy to eliminate the non-believing left-wingers.
I was innocently walking to lunch with a co-worker yesterday - reducing my carbon footprint and doing my part for society. As I was just starting to get near the edge of the sidewalk, at the handicap ramp no less, a dark colored large cadillac makes a right hand turn. ONTO the sidewalk.
That bastard had his tire 6 inches from my foot. On the sidewalk!!
I was shocked and horrified and turned to shake my fist at him, but I didn't get that far. Because on the license plate was the following text:
"HEISLRD"
He is Lord.
Oh my god.
I nearly got taken out by a Jesus Mobile.
The irony was too much. And I had to laugh rather than shake my fist. But I'm worried he might come back to finish the job...
3 comments:
Maybe it was "he is lard"? Or "he is lurid"? Anyway, I like to think that Jesus will have better things to do when he comes back... like laughing and pointing his smiting finger at evangelists and nutjob fanatics.
I just found your blog while browsing around BlogHer. This posting about the Jesus Mobile is hilarious! I'm a new follower.
Welcome to my world Janet!
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