Prof and I have reached a new point in our relationship. No, its not buying a house.
He just called me sugar muffin (or something like that). It was a joke, but I had to reprimand him, as no nickname should ever remotely imply the dreaded muffin-top. So he asked me what else he could call me. I don't know why, but when he challenged me to come up with something, my mind went blank except for a weird episode of "hoarders" where rotting gourds of various species were scattered all over the house in varying stages of decay. So, all I could come up with was "smushy pumpkin" (although, now, come to think of it, smushy might also imply muffin-top).
Yes, I am a profoundly strange person.
So, he's given me a choice. I get to tell him one adjective or one noun, and he gets to pick the other part. And I need you to help me come up with a good one. So, if we wanted to stay with the pumpkin theme, I would say "pumpkin" and he would get to choose "smushy" or "smelly" or "snuggly". Or, if I choose "beautiful" he would get to come up with "elbows" or "bum".
So, whatchu got interweb friends? What's a good noun or adjective for my new nickname?